Since I grew up in Michigan, land of the Christmas tree farms, I'm a real Christmas tree kind of girl. Now I will agree that there's a time and a place for fake trees...but my home will never be the place. I love the way they look, the way they smell...and I don't have room to store a fake tree. I haven't had a Christmas tree in three years because I always end up traveling for a full month between mid-December and mid-January, so I decided that this is the perfect year to bring my first Christmas tree into my first real home. Part of the whole Christmas tree experience for me is bundling up and going out in the snow to pick one out, so I headed over to the Boy Scout tree lot on a cold, snowy evening playing Christmas carols on the radio the whole two miles. When I got there the boys kept exclaiming about how they didn't understand why anyone would buy a Christmas tree on such a cold night, but I just smiled and told them that it was part of the total experience. They helped me find a beautiful scotch pine (the kind my family always had) with a straight trunk and I wrote them a check.
Then it was time to load the tree onto my (new) car. I wasn't about to let them cram it in the trunk (bad for the tree AND the car), so I explained that I'd like it tied on top. They weren't too keen on the idea, but I expressed my confidence in their abilities, produced a blanket to keep the tree from scratching the top of my car, and they set to work. Now when I think of Boy Scouts I think of two things: camping and tying knots. So imagine my reaction when a scout took a piece of twine, tied it to the handle inside the back seat of the car, wrapped the twine loosely around the top nub of the tree, and loosely tied the other end to the handle inside the back seat on the other side and pronounced it perfect. Thankfully their scout leader was a little more concerned about my getting out of the parking lot with the tree still on top of the car, and he spent the next fifteen minutes wrapping twine around the tree and tying it down securely. I thanked him profusely, then walked around to the front of the car to discover that my entire windshield was covered by the bottom branches of the tree. "Um, excuse me? I'm really sorry--I hate to be picky...but I think I'll get pulled over if I try to drive home like this. I won't be able to see out. I only live two miles away, but...can we move it back a little bit?" He agreed completely and seemed a little embarrassed at this oversight as he moved the tree back and re-secured it.
The next morning when I woke up and wandered down the hall I discovered that my tree had indeed fallen over. Over the course of the next week three more people came over to help and no one was able to get the tree standing. Just as I was about to give up on Christmas entirely and chuck the tree off the balcony my next door neighbor showed up with a hacksaw and a huge pair of clippers. (We like the image of him standing in the elevator holding these tools and wearing a pea coat. Not creepy at all.) He sawed off the bottom layer of branches, the tree sunk a couple of inches further into the stand, and in ten minutes' time he had the tree standing firmly on its own! I popped dinner in the oven for both of us (since the least I could do to thank him was feed him) and we decorated the tree while it baked. I couldn't believe that after eight days of having a heap of pine tree in the middle of my living room someone was able to transform it into a Christmas tree in just ten minutes! It turned out beautifully, and now I almost never turn the lights off. After nearly not having a tree at all I want to soak up every minute I can enjoying it!